The Home Run
They always picked me last. No matter what game. If I was on your team, you were guaranteed to lose. Sometimes I wonder why I even bothered to play. It was always humiliating. Actually there were some advantages to having me as a player. In football, no one expected the quarterback to give me the ball–ever. So once in a while we’d fake out the other team. I think I might have even scored once or twice.
Baseball was another story. Even though I preferred the game to all the others, I could never hit to save my life. The few times I did get a reasonably good hit I’d usually get thrown out, or I’d make it to first or second base only to have the last batter whiff. There were always two outs whenever I was up because I was invariably the last in rotation.
Well, one summer afternoon, it was the same old story. Last inning, two outs, two men on base. We were behind by two and I was up. I could hear the other team smirking loud and clear. The outfield moved in close as my teammates moaned. It didn’t bother me. This was the story of my life as a boy. One more loss wouldn’t add up to much, when you’re 0 for 0 what’s another 0.
The first pitch. Strike one. I think it was already in the catcher’s glove when I swung. The guys on my team looked like they just lost the world series and I hadn’t even choked yet. Another pitch...and its a ball. I can deal with that. I almost always got on base by way of balls.
The next pitch was right in there. Strike two. In sandlot baseball there’s no umpire, so if you don’t swing its a ball. The other players urged me not to swing again. Just walk and the next batter will take care of everything. It sounded like a good plan to me. At least if I walked I wouldn’t be responsible for blowing the game. I could walk home with the guys instead of behind them.
Another pitch...and its a ball. Ball two. Okay, two and two. Two more balls and I could be the winning run on first. This is too easy. I don’t deserve this, I’m the worst player in the neighborhood. But I’ll be a hero if I can just make it onto a base. Just don’t swing.
The pitcher winds up. Its the pitch. And its right down the middle, right in there. “Aw, come on, what was wrong with that?” the other team hissed. They knew my strategy and hated me.
Okay, this is it. The three-two pitch. Its do or die. I can hear Howard Cosell now, “the tension was so thick, you could squeeze pus out of it.” Alright, maybe that’s not the way he would have put it, but I was a bit nervous and could feel my sweaty palms fighting for a good grip on the bat.
Here it comes. I could see that ball swirl around in the pitcher’s arm until it left his hand and flew right at me. He knew I wasn’t going to swing. I could see that ball headed right for the strike zone. It was as perfect a pitch as I would ever get.. I don’t know what ever possessed me, but it was such a cherry, sailing right there towards the spot. I started to swing. I could hear my teammates crying “No!” It was too late to turn back now. The bat swung around with all the force I could muster. The whole scene seemed to happen in instant replay slow motion.
There was a loud crack. Contact. I couldn’t believe it. A line drive up the third base line. And there was nobody there. As I turned toward second base, I saw the left fielder pick up the ball and throw it to second. Could I make it? About my only advantage was I could run fast. I gave it a shot. The throw to second was too high, right over the baseman’s head and over towards first. I couldn’t look back. The first baseman hurled the ball back at second just as I got there, but overthrew into the outfield! “Come on around,” my teammates urged! “Holy shit!” was all I could think as I rounded third. I’m gonna go for it. It was all on errors, but it looked like I was going to get my first home run.
“Slide! Slide!” they all shouted. I knew that left fielder must have the ball by now and its probably on its way towards the plate at this very second. I never slid into a base in my life. I didn’t even know how. This should be good. In that split second I rationalized that I couldn’t slide feet first because it would slow my momentum. Besides, these guys aren’t wearing spikes or anything, its just a bunch of kids in a lot. I dove head first at the plate. I couldn’t even look. When I did look through the settling dust I saw that the left fielder had again overthrown and the catcher was chasing the ball. I did it. I hit a home run. On errors, but a home run nevertheless. This was a big day for me. We won the game and I was a hero. I couldn’t wait to tell my family.
After a few minutes of congratulating each other I hopped on my bike and peddled home. I tossed my bike down in the driveway and lunged for the front porch. I saw my mother standing in the doorway. Did she know already? Boy, this is great. I bounced up to greet her. She looked nervous. Before I could open my mouth and spring the good news, she looked down at me and said, “Dixie’s been run over by a car.”
My dog was dead.